 When I shared a recent chapter with my critique partners, one of them called me for this sentence, “He found himself in deep water.”

 She didn’t understand that my POV character’s internal thought meant he found himself in trouble. She thought I put him in a swimming pool and forgot to put that detail on the page. Another problem I have… getting what’s playing in my head accurately portrayed on the page. But that’s a topic for another blog.

Her stumbling over the phrase led to a discussion of colloquial language and how words, phrases, and even clichés vary from one geographical area to another.

 Being from Texas, we have a whole slew of regional words. I just used another one—slew, meaning a whole bunch. We’re always <em>y’all</em>-ing and <em>gonna</em> and <em>fixin’ </em>when we talk. Foreigners sometimes need an interpreter. Consider these colloquial phrases I've been known to use verbally and in my writing:
<ul>
	<li> hot as tin toilet seat – in Texas we know that’s HOT</li>
	<li>screaming bloody murder or  screaming banshee– used to stop the  pleasant sound coming from a kid or grandkid</li>
	<li>grumpy as an old sitting hen – gives a more vivid image than grumpy old men</li>
	<li>bone tired – yep, been there</li>
	<li>slow as molasses – can’t you just see that black syrup oozing out of the jar?</li>
	<li>keep your pants on – meaning not what you think, but to be patient!</li>
</ul>
 Besides colloquialisms that slip into my first drafts, I have "favorite" words that pop up when I’m being lazy with my writing or rushing. Words like: <em>had, that, could, was, felt, knew, thought, saw, walked, come. </em>

“Weasel words” <em> </em><a href="http://www.margielawson.com/" target="_blank">Margie Lawson</a>,  editing<em> guru, </em>calls these words and colloquial phrases. I learned in her deep editing class, <a href="http://www.margielawson.com/lecture-packets/deep-editing-the-edits-system-rhetorical-devices-and-more" target="_blank">The EDITS System</a>, to keep a WEASEL WORD CHART listing phrases, overused word, throw-away words, clichés and opinion words. The chart is easy to populate. The words we overuse stand out like sore thumbs. (Sorry, Margie had to use a cliché to make my point.)

Then, during the revision stages, I use the chart with my word processor’s search and replace function to eliminate them.

BUT sometimes using colloquial language fits characterization. Sometimes it has a function in dialogue especially if the protagonist is a Texan or the piece is written about Texas.

 Throwing such informal colloquialism into novel narrative, on the other hand, can be a stumbling block for readers by pulling them from the story. And, then they do what no writer wants—quit reading!

If using colloquialisms is your writer’s voice, okay. I caution you to be sure your reader can understand from the scene context what you’re saying.

<strong> REMEMBER:</strong> Our writer’s responsibility is to <span style="text-decoration:underline;">always</span> make sure in the battle of words that story reigns.

 What did I do with my CP’s suggestion? Eliminate the phrase or not?

 In this case, I believed the reader could discern the meaning from the rest of the scene and left the phrase “deep water.”

<strong>Your turn:</strong>

What are your favorite colloquialisms and weasel words? Do they slip into your writing?