I have had a swarm of bees under my porch three times.  The first two times I called the bee guys.  They came, and once they cut part of my porch away.  The third time, (this last summer) I have just let them stay.  They don't bother anyone, would have to have more of my porch cut away and no one wants to come all the way out here anyway.  I live a long way from anywhere.  I suspect there is honey under there but it will have to stay.

I enjoy your stories.  Someday I am going to remember what your writer's name is when I am near a book store and purchase one of your books.  Who doesn't like a good romance?