Thank you for sharing this. Reading some if the colloquial terms used in Texas vernacular is brilliant.

I'm not a writer myself. But I am very attracted to the phrases and words used all over the world. Texas and the south being a big hitter. 

But where I am from, Liverpool, England. Are very renowned for our poor grammar and slang. 
Though I was fortunate to receive private tutoring to help with my dyslexia, which has allowed to have a better grasp of the mor RP English than most of the "scousers" (Liverpudlians) I know. I still slip up useing words and phrases, especially when I find myself with my fellow brethren ;)

For example:

Goin to Ours (pronounced ah-r-s) - translates to "going to my home"

All'righ Larr - "hello there"

Ohw's it goin' kidda? - "how are you?"

Fancy a Bevvie? - "want to go for a drink" (useualy alcoholic in nature) 

These are a few examples.

Enjoy
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