Oh I think not.  You see there are parents out there who are paying me to teach their children piano lessons.  While my reputation as a goofy music teacher has been firmly established (I can frequently be found wearing a magic hat and/or carrying an old lady who swallowed a fly) my alto ego as Chicken Wrangler is a closely guarded secret in the music world.  I fear that if these parents were to get a glimpse of my chicken wrangling shenanigans they would regret their choice of a piano teacher.  So for now, the vision or me chasing chickens and roosters around the coop will have to live in the imagination.  Thanks for the suggestion :-)